Ah! A mental preparation for the next heckler then. How about: "yeah... but I wouldn't be able to annoy you with a computer - would I?" or "really? you're my private CBS News maaaan...what will the weather be like tomorrow?" :)
Haha - those are great. They are added to the menTal list. ;-)
All good points! I think in such situations, though, the best thing is to respond with a big grin and a wave. Pretend it was a compliment and type serenely on.
I know, Richard, and you have the good of the insurgency in mind. I am a natural smart Alec and can hardly restrain myself from a cheap joke... All in light heartedness. :-)